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Thursday, May 4, 2023

 

Everyone Who Disagrees With me is a Fascist


It is time we faced the truth: everyone who disagrees with me is a fascist. I know, some people might say that is an overused and inaccurate label, but hear me out before I start yelling. I cannot actually define what fascism is, but that does not matter. The beauty of calling someone a fascist is that it always works when you cannot craft actual arguments or provide challenging data.


Let us take a recent example. I was having a discussion with someone about immigration policy, and they said something that I did not like. Instead of engaging with their argument, I simply called them a fascist. It shut down the conversation immediately, and I got to feel morally superior without having to think critically about the issue at hand.


Now, some people might say that fascism is a complex political ideology with specific characteristics, and that it's not fair to throw the label around willy-nilly. But I say, why bother with definitions and nuance when you can simply call someone a fascist and be done with it? Besides, being well read and having historical knowledge is clearly for squares. They should worry about coming off as pedantic with their facts. Blah blah blah.


And let's be real here, the people I disagree with are clearly fascists. They want to restrict immigration, or lower taxes on the wealthy, or uphold traditional values. All of these things are clearly hallmarks of fascism, even if I cannot articulate why.


The beauty of calling someone a fascist is that it allows me to avoid engaging with their actual arguments. Why bother with facts and logic when I can simply call someone a fascist and walk away feeling smugly superior? It's like a magic spell that instantly discredits anyone who disagrees with me.


So I say, let us embrace the power of the fascist label. Let us use it copiously and without restraint. After all, it's not like we need to define what it actually means. All we need is a vague sense of moral outrage and a willingness to label anyone who disagrees with us as a fascist. Who needs rational discourse when you have name-calling?


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